Adult Jokes You Never Noticed On ‘Boy Meets World’

While we were busy being emotionally invested in Cory and Topanga’s relationship and learning life lessons from the trials and tribulations of the characters on the show, we failed to notice the adult jokes in Boy Meets World. At this point, we’re all aware that every series geared towards kids or families had dirty jokes, but it’s still fun to go back and look at them with a matured mind.

It’s really weird rewatching entertainment you loved as a kid and realizing there are so many jokes you missed. These dirty jokes in Boy Meets World might just break your brain a bit. Vote up the jokes you can’t believe you missed

In the Season 4 episode “Dangerous Secret,” Cory believes Shawn is getting intimate while he and Topanga still aren’t, leading him to seek out Eric for advice. Part of their exchange goes:

Cory: You never even told me about your first time.
Eric: Remember Mitchell Davis?
Cory: There’s an unexpected surprise, why don’t you tell me about your second time.

The Virginity Joke

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In a discussion in the Season 5 episode “The Eskimo,” we see Mr. Feeny tell the group that “There’s a first time for everything.” Cory replies, “That argument doesn’t get anywhere with [Topanga].”

The Glow

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In Season 1’s “She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not,” Topanga gets into Eric. During a conversation, as she tries to explain why she’s attracted to him, she says that she noticed his aura was “glowing.” It’s fairly commonly known that having a glow is associated with doing it, so much so that Urban Dictionary defines “glowing” as “showing the radiance of health, excitement, etc., usually as a result of [intimacy].” 

Not Quite A Home Run

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In the Season 5 Halloween episode, “And Then There Was Shawn,” people are being bumped off by an unknown person, horror movie-style. Discussing clichés, Shawn points out that virgins always live in these types of films. Cory and Topanga are happy they’re virgins, while Eric and Jack immediately admit they’re doomed. Shawn says he’ll get “as sick as you can get without actually dying.”

 

Cory Gets Into Pool

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In Season 3’s “What I Meant To Say,” the opening of the episode shows Cory teaching Topanga how to play pool. Pressed up against her, he says to tap the ball “softly.” Instead, Topanga kisses him and he jolts forward, slamming the stick forward and sending the balls careening around the table.

Eric Only Has One Thing On His Mind

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On the episode “They’re Killing Us,” Eric proposes to his brother’s girlfriend, Topanga. As he spews his proposal out, he says to Topanga, “I’ve always loved you – ever since I saw you through that peephole in the bathroom!” If that’s not enough, he follows that up with, “Topanga, marry me and let’s make nick-nick.” Nick-nick, in this case, is clearly a term for making love.

Ew, Cooties

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Cory and Shawn are struggling to understand French as Minkus tries (and fails) to assist them. Then Eric comes in and delivers a reference to French kissing that you probably wouldn’t notice in, say, elementary school, but would possibly grasp in middle school and definitely understand as a high-schooler or older. 

Slightly Flashing The Goods

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In the Season 6 episode “Bee True,” Dean Bolander is chatting with Topanga and Angela about trying to draw romantic interest from Mr. Feeny. She wants to “pick up the pace of this dance” to get him to express his feelings. Angela asks if maybe Dean Bolander’s hints have been subtle, to which she replies “I hiked up my skirt at the seminar!”

Nothing Like Talking Candidly With Your Parents

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In the Season 3 episode “What I Meant To Say,” Cory begins a story by telling his mom that he was out with Topanga and he figured, “Why not go for it?” Then, he says he “went too far with Topanga,” because “she’s so pretty,” and they were “all alone in the back room of Chubby’s.” His mom shatters a glass in her nervous grip, assuming he’s talking about getting busy, although it’s simply another case of sitcom misunderstandings.

The Only Reason To Wear A Turtleneck

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In one episode, Eric is on the phone and he says, “Heather, I’m sorry – look, you wear a turtleneck, no one is even going to notice.” His mom, who is passing by, turns and glares, to which he nonchalantly admits, “Okay, I sucked a neck.”

Cory Expresses Some Serious Frustration

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When his wedding with Topanga is drawing near, Cory expresses his desire to hook up with Topanga rather boldly. Their honeymoon comes up in conversation and Cory says things like, “I want it!” and, “We have been in a relationship for 17 years, and do you know what I’ve gotten in all that time? LET ME TOUCH SOMETHING!”