1. Fool Proof
2. It Wasn’t The Size Of The Ring
3. Patty Cake Facepalm
4. But At Least The Straws Are Banned
5. Every Day We Stray Further From God
6. A Monday, Probably
7. Oof
8. Big Brain
9. Only Takes Round Cards
10. Rules Were Braked
11. Everyday We Lose A Little More Faith In Humanity
12. Salmonella Is A Delicacy
13. *Palm Slaps Forehead*
14. Public School
15. Biology Died That Day
16. Oh The Entitlement
17. She Sounds Nice
18. Someone’s Salty
19. High IQ Destruction
20. That’s Gonna Be A No From Me, Dog
21. Whose Logic Is This?
22. Karmic Casualties
23. It Never Had To Be Like This
24. You Know You Messed Up When The Dictionary Snaps Back
25. The Premarital Third Eye
26. They Aren’t Afraid Of Commitment
27. Birds Aren’t Real, Apparently
